Yourfeetmyface

🇺🇲 us orders preferred 🇺🇲 i'm not completely turned off by international sellers, but i do need some convincing if i'm paying that increased shipping rate

uh oh 😳 you found my profile. i... i know what this looks like! but... surely you're not gonna make me smell anything nasty of yours, r-right...?! 🤥

lol alright but seriously, i'm on here to get some 💦 RIPE 💦 fucken gear. i'm after that extreme, room-clearing, gut-wrenching musk. i want to open your package and turn away exclaiming, "FUCK, that REEKS!" 🤢 i'm looking for white socks turned piss yellow from WEEKS of wear — at a price i can afford. if you charge for extra wear by the day, that just won't work for me. please move along and good luck 😉

i'm gonna be very specific here and say that any socks i purchase from you belong ➡️ in your shoes ⬅️ only!! please don't let them touch the floor, and please keep them away from your 🍆 too. if you want to take the socks off for whatever reason, do me a favor and stow them in your shoes to keep 'em fresh 💦

very, very occasionally in the market for worn athletic sneaks 👟 i prefer really cocky, jock styles; white leather hightops make me weak, but most nike sneaks will do. ✔️ none of that lightweight fabric "flyknit" though — way too breathable! i look for insoles that have been completely stained with sweat, with the fabric underneath the toes worn away. and it's always nice when the top has been heavily creased, with the outsoles worn mostly flat 👅 it goes without saying i want 'em smelling like death 😈

📌 if you send me an ad, i will *always* check out your shop, but i may not always reply. it's nothing personal! please understand that there are loads of active sellers here, and the barrage of messages gets overwhelming very quickly 📌

~ yeah, i have hopes and dreams
~ life goals i'd like to see happen one day
~ but right now?
~ right now, my responsibility is huffin' that foot stench of yours 😵‍💫🐽
...yuh, i can be a little subby. being a sock sniffer doesn't exactly scream alpha dog, y'know? play into that if that's your style 😇 perhaps you could leave a note in the package detailing exactly how long i should sit and just smell 'em... 15 minutes? 2 hours? 🥵♨️🔒

pfp is the boot of @yeeninsocks on twitter. consider me sold if you can make socks as worn as his are

💬 telegram: @SogPamp
…that username might be revealing my other interest in AB/DL 🤪 i've got all sorts of kinks! 😄

⚖️ if you copy any of my words, i WILL find you and i WILL sue you ⚖️
(only joking ❤️)