I'm a stay-at-home dad in the Eastern US looking to purchase used underwear from US-based sellers. I plan to wear them and have a 33 inch waist that, depending on the brand, will fit S-L. I prefer boxers because I wear ball weights, though I like the look of boxer-briefs. I am looking for sweaty, funky, musky scents, with piss and/or cum stains (skid marks are a hard no!) because I think it's hot to be next to my husband with another man's scent on me.