Tiny Dick Weirdo Tariff

Odoriferous

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Biker 🏍️ cactus collector 🌵

🚫No Showers 🚫 No deodorant 🚫

🍆 like an 80’s porn star ⭐️

Grade A Funk - Grade A Spunk

Extremely healthy mixed diet | no soda/ energy drinks | only drink on special occasions | non-smoker | drug-free |

Let me know what you’re into and we can make anything happen :)

All my garments are new or previously washed with scent free detergent. No softener or dryer sheets. Smoke- free and Pet free

Weird items and oddities available on request. Expect to pay a premium.

NO Unsolicited dick pics. If you’re rude or demanding you will be blocked. I am not pushy, so I do not expect you to be either. Respect Please.

Verify your ID, or have completed purchases before messaging me.

If you’re shy, just follow me and I’ll send you a message 🖤

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