Red, White And Blew Me Thong

Greetings Earthlings and Aliens! Thanks for stopping by.

I'm an athletic, straight, alpha male, here to bring you quality products.

Drug-free; Negative for all heps, HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, TB; extremely healthy mixed diet; no soda or energy drinks; 2 drinks/day max; non-smoker.

All my garments are new or previously washed with organic, scent free detergent. No softener or dryer sheets. Smoke-free and Pet-free.

Most of my sizes are medium or large.

Open minded and will never judge. I am open and willing to try ALL request so don’t hesitate to reach out! I do reserve the right to decline any request or suggestions that I am not comfortable with.

NO Unsolicited dick pics. If you’re rude or demanding you will be blocked. I am not pushy, so I do not expect you to be either. Respect Please.

🚚📦 Shipping will be calculated based off order & added to the price. 🚚📦

Once an order has been produced no refunds will be issued. 🚫 No refunds unless I cancel an order 🚫 Rest assured, I'll keep you updated and prioritize orders accordingly. All sales are final.

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