Wore this over the weekend and I’m shocked how quickly it soaked up a good sweaty, musky pit odour. Options available in yellow or blue, come on over and take a look.

Flexing that line between pleasure and pain 🔥 Literally can’t stop thinking about the intense sensations. Have you ever?

Who’s up for a wet weekend?

Last morning of my holiday, having a rare chill in a steamy bath

In the green today (AussieBum Riot jock) will list it if anyone asks me nicely😉

Feet for you 😉 happy Tuesday

Feeling slap able this chilly evening 🖐️

Just been called out for having the smelliest feet. Wife says it is absolutely disgusting and stands out our sons bedroom while I am reading his bedtime story. Is it wrong that I’m happy to hear this? Time to pass them on I think. HMU foot stink lovers

Have a freaky Friday night fellas. Looking for something special for a works night out? I’ve got u covered😉

Huge thanks to everyone who’s bought from me recently. I have a lot more updates like this and hopefully collecting more happy customers and returning buyers. You guys are the Best!

Love these! 🩷 wonder who I’ll get to share them with

Calling my lycra spandex running gear lovers. Question1: shall I list them? Question 2: how dirty? Question 3: price? HMU to make an order😉

Well, what’s the best thing after a fancy vacation? Sharing the snaps with your friends of course😎😀 have a great night everyone, looking forward to the weekend?

Good morning early risers. It’s Friday!!! Let’s ride out the end of a wet week in style😎

Think I’m about done with the natural aesthetic for now folks. Any last requests before I fire up the lawnmower?

Any botanists or there want to tell me about the Mediterranean bollock plant?

Holiday feet x

New items dropping today, watch this space!