Hockey Mouthguard

Hi Guys, I'm Bjorn!

Just think of me as the shy 🏳️‍🌈🐻 hanging out in the back of MTW. :)

Truth be told, I probably buy as much as I sell. 🙃
I'm mainly here to have fun, but not make money. So you'll never get a sales pitch from me, and I'm not here to promote a "fan" 🪭 page or anything like that.

What gets me off more than anything? Guys getting off *my* stuff. 😈

📊 Quick Stats:

📏 Height: 186 cm
⚖️ Weight: 112 kg
🩲 Underwear Size: XL/XXL (US)
👕 Shirt Size: XLT (US)
🧢 Hat Size: 7 7/8 (US)
🚭 Non-smoker

I think I have a milder smell than some guys here on MTW, but... hear me out.
I also buy a lot of gear-- so I "get" what buyers want. This isn't my first rodeo. 🤠

🧺 I only use unscented laundry detergent (and never use fabric softener or dryer sheets). So I promise-- you won't have any scent distractions (unless you want it).

📬 Basic Shipping (USPS) is on me! Currently only shipping within the US, but UPS and/or Express Shipping is also available-- just pay the difference.

I always ship everything vacuum sealed-- using a plain white bubble mailer with a professional label printed on my thermal printer.

Whatever you buy will show up as fresh and discreet as I can make it-- and I ask the same from any seller.