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Birthday Card

Is your birthday coming up?

Do you want to be degraded about how worthless you are? or be told how amazing you are?

well I've got just what your after!

I will hand write a birthday card about how disgusting and pathetic you are, from extreme to not so extreme.

Or if you would prefer -

I will write about how sexy and hot you are!!

All cards are personalised, handwritten and signed, with some will even include mystery birthday gifts (I can't tell you tho, its a SURPRISE)

Message me and let me know what your after and we can go from there!!

Worldwide shipping available!!