TheTrashNextDoor

What's faster, hot or cold?






Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Still wondering if I could find the right person who is the perfect combo of super hot but also cold, harsh and hurthless :)

Any sellers here ever use a buyer as their ashtray?

What type of bagels can fly?








Plain bagels ✈

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?









Dam! 🐠

Did you all hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?





He won the nobel prize 🔔

What do you call it when an angry sheep bumps into an angry cow?




Two animals in a BAAAAD MOOOOD 🐑 🐮

Did you guys know that it's actually against the law to laugh loudly in Hawaii?






You have to do it in a low ha

Anyone willing to give me 2 kink coins?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?











A shoe

What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme

Question for buyers and sellers:

Has anyone had any experience with a buyer being a regular trashcan or waste receptacle for a seller for an extended amount of time (minimum 3 months)? Could be a past thing or a still on going thing.

If so how did you/do you like it?

Why does it feel so good to feel inferior, especially when compared to a Goddess who is infinitely more superior 😍😍😍