Theboredhousewife

Welcome to my page! I’m The Bored Housewife, but you can call me B! I’m so excited to be here 💋 I like to get to know my buyers, but if you want to just skip straight to business, that's fine too. Too shy to make the first move? I can be a little shy at times too! Follow me and I will know to send you a message. I'm a faceless creator but I may show my mouth. I will wear a mask, crop, or blur my face in content.

A little about me: I'm a SAHM who loves to bake and exercise, read (especially smut! 😈 ), and I’m a bit of a Harry Potter nerd 🪄 I also love to shop, can that be a hobby? 🤷‍♀️🛍
37 years old.
Athletic/thin build
5’6”
120 lbs
Brown hair
Green eyes
34A
Wear size XS or S
I love to eat healthy and give my body the fuel it needs. But sometimes I like to be a little naughty and eat sweet treats 🍪or a big bowl of buttery popcorn🍿😋
No tattoos
No perfume. I do sometimes use a scented lotion or lavender oil. If you prefer that I don't while wearing your items please let me know.
No smoking/drugs/alcohol
We have 2 dogs and 1 cat

Let's get naughty- Praise kink, CNC, CEI, sissy play, soft/mommy dom, some taboos.

✨️Top 10%seller on ATW!✨️

✨️https://www.wishhush.com/theboredhousewife
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✨️Wishtender/CashApp https://www.wishtender.com/theboredhousewife00
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✨️CashApp: $theboredhousewife00
Please do NOT use descriptions or emojis with your payment and do NOT mention ATW or sex work✨️

✨️Additional payment methods are Amazon Gift Cards and PayPal which will be used only occasionally✨️


✨️MENU✨️

Custom Videos: add on a video of me wearing and showing off the item you purchased with no minimum! All other videos have a 5 minute minimum
-With a mask that shows my mouth $5/minute
-Blur/crop my face $7/min (I hate editing so its more $)
-My husband is also available to help me make customs for an extra charge

Custom photo sets
6/$10 or $2 each

Lets chat!
-Sexting only: $15/20 min.
-Sext with pics: $20/20 min 5+pics
-Sext with video clips: $30/20 min 5+ clips

Skype audio $20/20 min.
Skype video $2/min. 15 minute minimum. Control my Lovense toy for an additional $5

Ignore $15/20 min.

🍆 ratings: Praise, humiliation, or honest. About 4-5 min audio or video
Audio: $10
Video: $15 clothed, $20 lingerie, $25 fully nude.

Girlfriend or Best Friend experiences start at $50/day. Yes, I'm married, but that doesn't mean we can't do a GFE. You're unique, and so should your BFF or GFE. Let's create an experience tailored for you! 😘

Control my Lovense toy, either the Lush or the Ferri, or choose both! $2/min per toy or $3/min for both
Add pics for $5 or clips for $10

✨️My items✨️

All items include daily proof of wear pic. Bundles encouraged!
Panties come with 48 hour wear. Not available for additional day wears at this time.
Add ons
-Orgasm $5
-No wipe 🍋 $5
-Squirt $5
-Creampie $5
-Stuffing (thongs and g strings only) $10
-Additional pics for any wear $2
-Video for any wear $5/1 min no minimum

Socks $20 (now with a 4 day wear!)

Men's plain t shirt in your size $40 (message me so I know what size to purchase) I will wear the shirt for 24hrs and then send it off so you can wear it and smell me! This offer requires 48 hr advance notice to ensure I get a shirt in your size.

Hair (from my head only) $15
Foot dust $20 for 10 ml
🍋 $8 for 10ml, $15 for 20 ml
Nail clippings (toes only) $10
Spit $15 for 10 ml, $25 for 20 ml
Bath water $6 for 10ml, $12 for 20 ml
Used tissues stuffed sandwich bag size $10
Qtips 2/$1
Condoms used by me and my husband and filled $15
Foot bread $15


No shower $5/day
No deodorant $5/day
Additional day wear: $5 (excludes panties)


If you don't see something, just ask! If I am not comfortable I will politely decline. I am kink friendly and this is a judgment free zone ❤️

*Hard NO’s*
Meet ups

Payment must be made upfront.

✨️I exercise 5-7 days a week. If you want to ensure that I do or do not wear your item while working out during that time, please let me know. Worn items will be vacuum sealed. All items will be mailed discreetly in either a regular letter enveolpe or a plain bubble mailer. Please let me know if you have a preference or would like a tracking number. Shipping is included with panties only.✨️


⚠️ I cannot offer refunds⚠️
If you have any clarifying questions or specific needs for your orders, please tell me! I want to make your order as good as I possibly can for you, please help me do so.

⚠️ Customs are made according to your requests and specifications, though I remain the sole owner. I may repurpose content at my discretion. If you would like your custom to be exclusive, there is an additional $40 fee.


⚠️ IMPORTANT!!! ⚠️
Any items sold to you will remain for your personal viewing use ONLY! You may not share with others, you may not use it for monetary gain, and you may not upload it anywhere, including social media, pornhub, or any other private or public outlets. Failure to comply will result in legal action. I remain the owner of the original content and all rights to every item and its content.


⛔️ ATTENTION: All individuals or institutions, studies, etc., who use this site or one of its sites and/or associated for studies or projects have no authorization or consent for the use of my profile or my images in any form or forum, both current and future ⛔️