I got socks in stock. Doing concrete floor demolition today.

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Brush cutting today and it seems swamp crotch season has started in Florida. Take a look at my profile, pics and listings and let me know if anything stirs your loins.

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Laying sod today. Any takers?

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Any good piggies need a shower? I like it when the customer isn’t home.

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Sock season is here. Prepping a yard for sod yesterday. Check out my listings or shoot me a msg for details on the work I did while wearing your socks.

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Me getting pounded the other day by a customer. He’s married with kids. Rich property owner. I first worked for him when needed trees trimmed at one of his rentals. Over the years he’s thrown six figures worth of business my way either directly or from other owners he knows. The least I could do is give up some ass now and then.

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I was at job bucking a tree and this looks familiar but I can’t quite figure out exactly what.

A guy asked if my feet smell cheesy. They, according to my nose, smell musky and swampy. They make great stocking stuffers.

Socks fans checkout my listings.

Was bucking this little sapling today. Socks and underwear looking for new homes.

Nicely worn.

Happy Halloween from Florida sock fans. Take a look at my listings. You deserve a treat.

Work shirt

Any interest in work shirts?

Work.

Landscaper’s lemonade for sale. Shoot me a msg and we can work out volume and price.

Based on his review, he appeared happy.

More work shorts. Tree trimming and lawn care in these.

Where do landscapers piss while working? Ninety percent of the time in a bottle.