Barber nearly caught me checking out his crotch … he’s commando , I’m sure of it … I’m crossing my legs stretching out b/c I can feel the tingle I’m getting a chub … ohhh fu(k

My married neighbor’s blue boxbriefs I swiped from his gym bag replacing them with my similar blue pair / mine are L his are XL / waiting to see if he catches on

I swiped my buds jock from his hamper.