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Welcome!

I am 5.9" (180cm) tall and 158lbs (72kg) heavy.

Shoe Size 9.5 - 10 American
Shoe Size 42-43 European

The cock is just above average, but with a gaysir of homemade lube.

The phrase *A jack of all trades, but a master of none* resonates with me. You are ment to live the life you got, not just survive it!

A standard day in my life is sitting in front of the computer scratching my balls just a tad to much.

Or walking my dog in nature. There is no bad weather, just bad clothing (as most Norwegians are forced to belive as infants)

I offer a wide colour selection of boxers in any condition you desire. Not to mention socks that smell just as wild and free as the Norwegian nature!

●Wool underwear
●T-shirts
●Boxers
●Socks
●Old running shoes
●Sneakers
●Wool Socks
●Homemade Wool Hats

Shipping varies depending on size and weight.

Small 5$
Medium 10$ (2lbs+)
BIG (Then we got to talk)

These are just some suggestions of things I have ready for use and shipping.

I have an extremely high production of precum and semen, so my boxers will stand on their own. If that's how you like them

And I am always open for suggestions and tips to make you ecstatic, don't hesitate to leave me a message!

Skål!

▪︎Ulv▪︎