Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the creamiest of them all? Why don't we just go ahead and ask, the little Ms. @EspeciallyAsh

0 | 10

Good thing Walmart bags are free 😜

8 | 19 Mehr+

Thank you @LunaBlue555 usually I'm the one saying please 😝

4 | 4

🌟TODAY🌟 I'm presenting the 1st ever congratulatory 🏆AWARD🏆 to a well vested high profile seller for the lengthiest time it took to actually ship an order 👏👏👏 We're talking FOUR LONG agonizing months... I shit you not. No wonder she's constantly reported 🙄 Every other week I'd be casually checking in and was given a new excuse...you name it, she was going through it, bless her tender little ❤️‍🩹 I'd see her on the dash, I'd like and comment... giving her a friendly poke on the shoulder... she even had the AUDACITY to post one time how bored and open for customs she was etc... so I said , hey what a GREAT TIME to work on the order I paid for way back in January remember? Nope, just another grab of ambiguous excuses from the arsenal she keeps readily available preventing her from doing so 😡 Thankfully life's lemon storms that have been hovering over her this entire time has ran outta lemons and I was given 100% assurance that shipping was finally gonna happen 🤤 Would love to see the onlookers get this motherfucker taken down coz I asked permission to ROYALLY roast her fine ASS on the dash with a promise to keep her unknown and she agreed...coz I'm ALL about good fuNN... so there! 😝

29 | 11

Beauty is always on the inside 😋

5 | 22 Mehr+

Happy Sunday funday! Anyone else like coconut on their ball snacks? 😋

0 | 24 Mehr+

Don't mind me I'm just gonna.... ride the waves cowabunga.... 1, 2 and 3 inside a.... cream filled egg made of Tenga.... so I can drift off into a 😴

0 | 25 Mehr+

Idk bout y'all....... but when it's chilly out I always grab 2 hoodies just in case 😜

7 | 27 Mehr+

Some flowers for the Ladies eh? These my favorite colors, know why? Coz their pink 🩷 ☺️

2 | 39 Mehr+

You like it this direct or nah?

24 | 24 Mehr+

Wouldn't it be cool, if they made see thru socks and shoes?

9 | 15 Mehr+

See? I can take rejection. Really well in fact. Doesn't bother me one teensy bit 😫😫

0 | 29 Mehr+

Somebody get Maria Brink to sell me a Tenga egg

3 | 19 Mehr+

Ohh LOOK!! 👀 it's a bird... it's a plane... No, it's me daydreaming about who I wanna order from neXt but I can't decide 😫 Red dots gimme headaches

9 | 32 Mehr+

Anyone else have a kitty cat that be like, eh... good enough 😴💤

10 | 44 Mehr+

SWING...and a miss! Seriously yo?! Come on now, ya gonna have to do better than that 🙄

6 | 14 Mehr+

So that's why everyone be giving me the stank 👀 The gusset needs turned around facing me 🙄

12 | 43 Mehr+