Seacumboy

Interested in receiving the freshest cum possible.

I update my expectations/requirements this based on my experience so far.

Must freeze immediately after every collection. Kept in fridge is not enough, sorry.
This might sound ironic, but I am kind of a germaphobe. So, while I get that others benefit from your natural odors, for vials/jars especially, I'd appreciate clean and uncontaminated collection and container to keep it, uh, edible and "sterile".

If you smoke cigarettes, please let me know. I am just not sure that it will be a satisfactory experience in the end.

I would like a build-up of at least 24 hours each pop, edged for a bit of course. 48 hours tend to be sufficiently long enough, but hey if you can do more, all the better, you let me know! Is your cum more white than translucent? I like that. For me, that's what it's all about ;)

I would pay additional for USPS Priority shipping for 2-3-day delivery. If your cost per volume isn’t too expensive, I would consider overnight. Let me know if you are willing to buy a thermal mailer, and if you include Ice packs (certain brands on Amazon are better than others: Polar Re-Freez-R-Brix, Nordic Ice). The small Luna ice packs that’s well-reviewed do not do a good enough job for my taste (pun intended). I can shoulder those costs and you can hold onto them for my subsequent orders. Ship to Seattle area.

I am going to be less likely to order between May and September due to warmer weather, unless you're in the colder states (and/or unless you're willing to put enough ice packs to reduce the rate of deterioration).

You know this is turning out to be like rocket science so it’s fun in a way. The mission is to get the payload as close to frozen as possible on receipt (or at least remain chilled while in transit) with the least shipping and packing expense.

If you’ve made it here. Thanks for taking the time to ready my profile.
Please be patient, though, I have to pace myself for budget reasons. Who budgets for this stuff? LOL. I'm gonna have to... shh.

I am loving this site (and admittedly, addicted to browsing) and the community and openness it fosters to guys of all walks of life. Have fun, but keep it real, friendly and safe.