🧊Vial of spunk
Kept frozen until ready to ship to ensure that icky sticky stays nice, salty, and fresh just for you.
A+ quality jizz. Frozen solid, wrapped in ice packs, and shipped in insulated material.
💦Taste that salty sweetness just as fresh as you'd get from my cock between your lips.
💦Food grade quality skeet! Eat straight from the vial or use as a topping on your favorite food as an excellent salt substitute.
💦Give your toys some extra lubrication or apply liberally to area of your choice to aid in solo play.
📦 First class Shipping (3-5 days) is included in the price so theres no extra cost. Priority 2 day shipping, extra ice packs, and Styrofoam shipping cooler is an additional $15.
📢 Bundle your savings when you buy any size! Get $10 off the listed price of any of my other listings!
💡1 load = approx 1.5ml
I've got several size options available so you tell me how much you'd like.
🧪4ml 🤩 $30.00
🧪10ml 🫠 $50.00
🧪15ml ▪︎ 1/2oz 😛 $70.00
Q&A
Q: how much jizz does the average dude cum?
A: approx 1.5 ml on average.
Q: How many times in a day can a guy get off?
A: that varies a LOT! But for me 2 is about it. And usually not every day unless I'm working on an order.
Q: Do you do anything special to change the taste?
A: If there were a request, I would! I do have a pineapple addiction and eat 🍍 just about every day.
Q: How did you land on your prices?
A: I wanted to keep the price as low as possible while still making it worth my time. I'm charging about $5 per ML/load but have to account for shipping + packaging materials (included in the price) so you know the price tag before you even message me.
Q: I could probably shop around and find more for less.
A: That's true but are you as confident that other sellers put the same amount of effort into making sure preparation, storage, packaging, and prompt shipping are given extra TLC as I promise to?
Q: How long will it take you to complete my order?
A: That's hard to pinpoint. But take into consideration that I'll be collecting approx 2.5- 3 ml per day and not every day (some days my subs get my loads.) Ballpark estimation would be 1 day per 2 ml (give or take)
Q: what will it be like when it arrives?
A: I use Luna Ice packs and wrap the vial and ice in layers of insulated material. Then I place that in a plastic bubble mailer before it goes in a discreet box for shipping. The ice packs stay frozen for nearly 24 hours and stay cold for more than 72 hours. UPS ground is 2-5 days but just about always gets there by day 3. It will not arrive frozen but should be very cold.
Q: When do you ship?
A: I ship on a Monday-Wednesday to increase the chances that it gets to you by the weekend.
Q: what if I want my order sooner than 2-5 days?
A: Overnight delivery is an option as long as buyer is willing to cover the cost.
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