Is your birthday coming up?
Do you want to be degraded about how worthless you are? or be told how amazing you are?
well I've got just what your after!
I will hand write a birthday card about how disgusting and pathetic you are, from extreme to not so extreme.
Or if you would prefer -
I will write about how sexy and hot you are!!
All cards are personalised, handwritten and signed, with some will even include mystery birthday gifts (I can't tell you tho, its a SURPRISE)
Message me and let me know what your after and we can go from there!!
Worldwide shipping available!!
5.00 GBP
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